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      07-23-2018, 07:08 AM   #133
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Shorley one can only improve with the language rather than get worse.

also instead of poking fun, i could be dyslekic, which is not nice to be made fun of
In that case, turn on your fucking spell checker.
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      07-23-2018, 07:14 AM   #134
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In that case, turn on your fucking spell checker.
Why so rude cocksucker?
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      07-23-2018, 07:23 AM   #135
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Why so rude cocksucker?
Get a room you two
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      07-23-2018, 08:00 AM   #136
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Get a room you two
I think he might enjoy getting his ding-dong serviced in private.

It's like a lovers tiff here with someone being mean to the girl they secretly like.

GT.. we are on to you!
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      07-23-2018, 08:45 AM   #137
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I think he might enjoy getting his ding-dong serviced in private.

It's like a lovers tiff here with someone being mean to the girl they secretly like.

GT.. we are on to you!
Doesnt make sense

Every guy likes his ding dong serviced, but maybe not you unless it was in the mouth of another man

lovers tiff, we will need to go back and fourth, this is just the 1st encounter
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      07-23-2018, 12:00 PM   #138
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Doesnt make sense

Every guy likes his ding dong serviced, but maybe not you unless it was in the mouth of another man

lovers tiff, we will need to go back and fourth, this is just the 1st encounter
Might have been many previous encounters when you've been to those hole in the walls.

You're the one who so lovingly referred to him as a cocksucker. I thought that is because you wished he was.

Maybe you think he has pretty lips?
Maybe you have hidden desires?
Did you ever have odd feelings for your mother whilst growing up?
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Might have been many previous encounters when you've been to those hole in the walls.

You're the one who so lovingly referred to him as a cocksucker. I thought that is because you wished he was.

Maybe you think he has pretty lips?
Maybe you have hidden desires?
Did you ever have odd feelings for your mother whilst growing up?
I believe he was caught cracking one off in to her knickers.

I was unable however to find out if that was while she was wearing them.
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      07-23-2018, 12:28 PM   #140
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Dearey me .. can we get this thread back on course please .. Talking about how scummy travellers are
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Dearey me .. can we get this thread back on course please .. Talking about how scummy travellers are
You mean those people that seem to have a fondness for child brides?
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      07-23-2018, 12:42 PM   #142
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You mean those people that seem to have a fondness for child brides?
You got it
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      07-24-2018, 01:40 AM   #143
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Might have been many previous encounters when you've been to those hole in the walls.

You're the one who so lovingly referred to him as a cocksucker. I thought that is because you wished he was.

Maybe you think he has pretty lips?
Maybe you have hidden desires?
Did you ever have odd feelings for your mother whilst growing up?
LOL

You seem like the type of guy who photoshops vaginas on your dads pics and then you fondle yourself infront of your mirror. You then feel bad and call your dad to take him out for a pint. Whilst there you have the urge to rub one out under the table whilst your dad sips his pint.

PS I think you have nice lips
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      07-24-2018, 01:47 AM   #144
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WTF is this about now?
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WTF is this about now?
Fuck knows but I need more popcorn

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      07-24-2018, 03:56 AM   #146
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LOL

You seem like the type of guy who photoshops vaginas on your dads pics and then you fondle yourself infront of your mirror. You then feel bad and call your dad to take him out for a pint. Whilst there you have the urge to rub one out under the table whilst your dad sips his pint.

PS I think you have nice lips
Perhaps this thread needs combining -

https://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1463772
Tw@t of the month competition....

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      07-24-2018, 04:06 AM   #147
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Perhaps this thread needs combining -

https://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1463772
Tw@t of the month competition....

So its ok for him to start saying things about me and my mum, also for Brigand to jump in aswell but as soon as i say something back its unjustified.
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      07-24-2018, 05:10 AM   #148
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Hey your mum wanted brigand to jump in aswell. Apparently I wasn't hitting the sides
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      07-24-2018, 05:15 AM   #149
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Hey your mum wanted brigand to jump in aswell. Apparently I wasn't hitting the sides
Yeh Brigand was telling me. He also told me about the game you 2 play, where you stick your finger up each others bums, take a lick and guess what eachother had for dinner the night before.

Brigand goes you had lasgne last night
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these comments should not be on this site moderator do they need banning
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@chris-c

The C must stand for *UNT
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      07-24-2018, 05:59 AM   #152
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these comments should not be on this site moderator do they need banning
The line has been crossed!
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      07-24-2018, 06:37 AM   #153
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these comments should not be on this site moderator do they need banning
Are you the phantom grass who keeps complaining to the mods?

If you don't like what you read then stop reading

It's just banter at the end of the day
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      07-24-2018, 06:43 AM   #154
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Are you the phantom grass who keeps complaining to the mods?

If you don't like what you read then stop reading

It's just banter at the end of the day
Its not banter mate, Chris and Brigand really do play that game
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