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well fair warning here, this post will be a bit graphic to paint a picture of the situation ***you have been warned*** other disclaimers: drinking and driving is bad. don't do it! I was completely complicit in my horrible choices that night I loathe thieves that night I was a total hypocrite- so I'm admitting that up front to save the forum peanut gallery from pointing out the obvious I was wrong every bit of the way I was out on a Thursday night in one of my favorite bars. "last call!!" rang out and I got one more beer. I was sitting on a stool near the bar. A girl ran up for last call getting a final drink. She looked over her shoulder at me, smiled and then backed up, and started rubbing her snizz up and down my leg I wasn't at all out looking for a hookup, but I was single at the time and boys will be boys... and she was ready for me we closed our tabs and went to an after hours club a couple blocks down and we were disgusting everyone with our little petting zoo so we left and I followed her to her apartment. Again, that should not have happened during the deed, somehow she mentioned her boyfriend; I don't recall how it came up while my balls were slapping her taint and asshole, but there it was. I objected a bit and she said "he's at school at Baylor, he knows what I do" I was disgusted at that point with myself and her. But the root was not finished. Not for a couple more minutes. After I was drained, I looked at her nightstand clock and seeing it was around 4:30AM I said "I hate you" She looked directly at me and laughed. "I just ate your cum and you hate me? hahaha" then she rolled over and started snoring in about 30 seconds WHAT. THE. FUCK, so there I was, realizing that i had to be at work in 3 hours, I was drunk, I just raw-dogged a total fucking slut and might have 1 or more diseases I never wanted I felt used all the stuff in her apartment sucked her music CDs, TV... everything: wasn't worth taking. I knew there was nothing in her purse because I had to pay the entrance fee to the after hours club. Then I looked in her fridge. BINGO! I took all of her booze and beer and put it in a pillowcase. Fortunately, I survived the drive to work without killing anyone or getting arrested, and after a nap in my car in the garage at work I managed to get through a days work smelling likes cigs, booze and skank. and still having hand stamps from clubs. |
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02-02-2018, 06:39 PM | #905 |
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You dumb guy read what I said, nah I’m kidding but yeah I know we have the switch but it can’t be pressed. I did the mod already
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I died at “I ate your cum and you hate me” Imagine if she put this way “I ate your future would be children and you hate me” |
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if she had put it that way, I might have said "thank you so much for inviting me to skeet in your mouth and on your face!" if I had knocked her up... I don't even want to think about that- that would have a made a series of horrible choices infinitely worse. My heart is pounding right now just thinking about it. |
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Of course I knew; but I wasn't thinking with the correct head at that point. I KNEW. Logic and reason were gone at that point. |
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There are 7 traffic lights in a row on my way to the train station at 5:30 in the morning.
When one turns green, the next one turns red. I have never seen a single car come through the side streets at that hour. Not one, not ever. I stop at the red lights, look and then go while they are still red, treating them as if they are STOP signs. I've done this for 8 years.
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So roughly 10000 blown red lights - must be some kind of record!
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when someone is tailgating me in the city i like to slow down on purpose just before the light changes to yellow then red to force the other car to stop at the light while i go through the yellow slowly lol
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when people drive obnoxiously slow in the left lane i like to very narrowly cut them off. Especially when they are texting.
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I needed to pass gas. I looked around in the office no one else in. Great. I let it out. As I did the door opened and it was our director. The next hour was spent in silence. I know she either heard it from outside or when it was ending.
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I once needed a dump real bad but both bathrooms in my house were busy, so I took a dump in a plastic carrier bag, wiped my ass with kitchen roll and went upstairs to my bedroom. I then opened the window and flung the carrier bag into a neighbours garden and carried on with my day
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i watched "the voice" last night and enjoyed it
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A. I work in technology, and I hate being called an IT guy. For 2 reasons:
1. I'm not the stereotypical IT guy who builds computers at home, plays video games, or is a chubby nerd with glasses and social issues. In fact I'm quite the opposite. I play sports, like socializing, working out, etc. I spend most of my day in meetings planning with school administrators which can be both frustrating and rewarding. 2. I work with a few people who DO fit that stereotype and I hate every single one of them. They are usually condescending assholes who can barely have a conversation with anyone, and compulsively lie about everything to sound smart. Sometimes I hate telling people I've barely met what I do because of this stereotype. B. I'm borderline OCD with organization (as evidenced by this post). All of my tools in the toolbox are in labeled drawers. All of the weights and dumbbells in my workout room are organized from lightest to heaviest with the numbers facing out. My cars are spotless inside.
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Hence why it's a 2012 with only 30,000kms.
Good city car though and keeps the stop and go km low on the X5.
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