(fun) Passenger instruction card for F30

CalCarNut · 08-19-2016, 02:33 PM

Think I'd eliminate the cupholder instructions for the back seat; like you really want anyone with LIQUID in your ride? The horror!!! Falls under 'No eating' rules

overkill1125 · 08-19-2016, 02:44 PM

Can anyone make one for the F32 435 coupe? Much appreciated

AndDown · 08-20-2016, 10:51 AM

Haha! Adding barf bags is a hilarious idea

Could also include the latest BMW Roundel magazine.

zinner · 08-20-2016, 11:44 AM

I need to buy some heavy stock paper.

EBS0712 · 08-20-2016, 12:24 PM

Great but someone has tooooo much time on their hands!!

TheRealEssad · 08-24-2016, 02:43 PM

Haha nice, also need one for people who use their hands to wipe your windshield or passenger mirror before the defrost kicks in.

The Airman · 05-06-2018, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GoranBonn

Simple, I screenshotted them straight out of the BMW F30 user manual.

And, amazingly, managed to find the original source for the idea - I was also googling for it previously but found it now. Correct choice of search terms was apparently bmw 5 series passenger instruction card laminated forum.

Link to original inspiration: http://f10.5post.com/forums/showthread.php?t=590092

Where did you find the 330d picture above the BMW Roundel?

As its a inserted picture in Powerpoint, I can not modify the font and change the "d" to an "e" for my model. So I need to find a 330e picture.

Any help would be appreciated.

GoranBonn · 05-06-2018, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by The Airman

Where did you find the 330d picture above the BMW Roundel?

As its a inserted picture in Powerpoint, I can not modify the font and change the "d" to an "e" for my model. So I need to find a 330e picture.

Any help would be appreciated.

Honestly I don't remember where I got it from. Googling for "330d badge" gives such a picture as one of the first results, but not for "330e badge" sadly.

But I gave it a go and managed to find one for you at realoem:

http://www.realoem.com/bmw/enUS/show...diagId=51_8514

You'll find a collection of all the various emblems for all models there!

Hope it helps!

The Airman · 05-06-2018, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GoranBonn

Honestly I don't remember where I got it from. Googling for "330d badge" gives such a picture as one of the first results, but not for "330e badge" sadly.

But I gave it a go and managed to find one for you at realoem:

http://www.realoem.com/bmw/enUS/show...diagId=51_8514

You'll find a collection of all the various emblems for all models there!

Hope it helps!

Thanks.

Found it by google by using "bmw lettering and badges- 3 series", then using images. It was from ebay.uk.

I'm now modifying for my model and I updated the specs and made some other changes to your document. I hope that is OK with you.

Unfortunately, I'm using both Mac and Windows to insert images. And I have to add the font to Windows before I can covert to a .pdf file.

I'll post here the pdf when I'm done for you to see.

Thanks again.

Sea-Tac · 05-06-2018, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Billfitz

You forgot about 'Gas, grass, or ass, nobody rides for free!'

mallorca328 · 08-11-2018, 03:58 PM

lol good job, printing them right now

do you have any editable file so i could translate it?

GoranBonn · 08-16-2018, 03:38 AM

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Originally Posted by mallorca328

lol good job, printing them right now

do you have any editable file so i could translate it?

The editable file is linked in the original post:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/it8u42v62t...0v02.pptx?dl=0

mallorca328 · 08-16-2018, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoranBonn

The editable file is linked in the original post:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/it8u42v62t...0v02.pptx?dl=0

my bad, thanks!

The Airman · 08-21-2018, 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoranBonn

The editable file is linked in the original post:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/it8u42v62t...0v02.pptx?dl=0

Modified your file, made some changes and converted to .pdf and used my car model. With a Mac computer, it fun and easy. What do you think of it?

safety leaflet A4 v02.pdf

GoranBonn · 08-22-2018, 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Airman

Modified your file, made some changes and converted to .pdf and used my car model. With a Mac computer, it fun and easy. What do you think of it?

Attachment 1885788

Cool, thanks for sharing!

WagonHo · 11-09-2019, 10:30 AM

Another modification for another model. Made the attached for my wagon and slipped them in the seat pockets with an eye mask for each passenger as well.

The Airman · 11-09-2019, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by WagonHo

Another modification for another model. Made the attached for my wagon and slipped them in the seat pockets with an eye mask for each passenger as well.

Good job !!

Onizukachan · 11-10-2019, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by WagonHo

Another modification for another model. Made the attached for my wagon and slipped them in the seat pockets with an eye mask for each passenger as well.

Super cute. Would you consider making one for a 2015 328d xDrive f31?

deviantspeed · 11-10-2019, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WagonHo

Another modification for another model. Made the attached for my wagon and slipped them in the seat pockets with an eye mask for each passenger as well.

Can anyone sell these as a pair, printed both sides of course, and laminated?

WagonHo · 11-16-2019, 08:17 AM

Thank you. I can send you a .ppt version by PM if you'd like (too large to upload here, apparently you can upload huge pdfs and jpgs, but only 400k zip files and no ppt files). Let me know here and I'll send you a copy.

Then you can modify anything you want, obviously but the top left corner "specs" of the first page would do it if the other details match. Fair warning - for some reason the "right justification" in the specs box is lost every time I save the file and I have to reformat that before printing/laminating - YMMV.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Onizukachan

Super cute. Would you consider making one for a 2015 328d xDrive f31?

Feddersen · 11-16-2019, 08:43 AM

The instructions are brilliant. I made a couple of cards and slipped them into the seat pockets and forgot everything about them. One day I had passengers in the back seat and suddenly they started laughing as they read the cards :-)

Onizukachan · 11-16-2019, 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WagonHo

Thank you. I can send you a .ppt version by PM if you'd like (too large to upload here, apparently you can upload huge pdfs and jpgs, but only 400k zip files and no ppt files). Let me know here and I'll send you a copy.

Then you can modify anything you want, obviously but the top left corner "specs" of the first page would do it if the other details match. Fair warning - for some reason the "right justification" in the specs box is lost every time I save the file and I have to reformat that before printing/laminating - YMMV.

I would really appreciate it.
It made my wife roll her eyes, so now it is a must do.

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TheRealEssad Private First Class 56 Rep 144 Posts Drives: 2015 328i xDrive Join Date: Mar 2014 Location: NJ iTrader: (0)	Haha nice, also need one for people who use their hands to wipe your windshield or passenger mirror before the defrost kicks in.
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Feddersen Lieutenant 451 Rep 469 Posts Drives: X1 xDrive25i Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Denmark iTrader: (0)	The instructions are brilliant. I made a couple of cards and slipped them into the seat pockets and forgot everything about them. One day I had passengers in the back seat and suddenly they started laughing as they read the cards :-) __________________ DD: F48 X1 xDrive25i '20 - https://f48.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1703083 For fun: F22 M240i '19 - https://www.2addicts.com/forums/show....php?t=1644646 Previous BMW: Fully loaded F30, 335i https://f30.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1681247
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