07-18-2019, 02:47 AM | #23 |
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sat navs !!!
, why do motorists fuck about with them when theyre on the move , I thought the whole idea was to set ,em up before you move off . this I as bad as texting whilst on the move . quite often its these cretins that have the unit positioned right in front of their faces , front and centre in the windscreen . FFs follow the road not the fkin sat nav . or better still learn to read and memorise a fkin map and educate your self . |
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07-18-2019, 02:50 AM | #24 |
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People who decide to clear their windscreen AFTER they have set off.
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07-18-2019, 04:12 AM | #26 |
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Texting whilst driving, some bell whiff in a shit box Skoda estate was texting this morning on the Mersey Gateway bridge and was wandering all over the place, when we drove past he’d unknowingly dropped his speed to about 35mph in a 60, 20 seconds later once he’d finished he tanked past at about 80.
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07-19-2019, 01:45 AM | #27 |
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Twats with stupidly-lowered cars and massive splitters who then find themselves unable to negotiate speed bumps and multi-storey car parks.
Usually have shit music blaring out and drive at tortoise speed for fear for damaging their car. |
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07-20-2019, 05:39 AM | #28 |
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people cutting corners when turning into them. Everytime especially on the school run when when some parent comes flying round into the road seemingly thinking it's a bend as opposed to a right turn.
People on dual carriageway pulling out in front of you when their is clearly a gap behind for no reason and only doing 2mph more than the car they are overtaking.. |
07-20-2019, 06:08 AM | #29 |
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Pricks at petrol stations who saunter across after filling up getting in then fucking around for ages before they move off, whilst you’re waiting behind.
Those cunts that are at the lights, they change to green then you see their body move as they put the car into gear then they move to one side as they then take off the handbrake, why the fuck are they not ready? What are they expecting to happen FFS? Cunts that stop and ask for directions. Those twats that sit there gawping at you when you flash them out of a junction instead of taking the opportunity. Old people, usually in Micras that rev the fuck out of the engine whilst slipping the clutch and shuffle the steering wheel whilst having the seat as far forward as it’ll go. Wankers that park next to you in an empty car park. The thick cunts that get to the barrier in a car park then start rooting around looking for the ticket or money. The utter ignorant imbeciles that pull up in front of you and fling the door open without looking. Any twat with a sign in the back window, especially the one I saw the other day stating they had show dogs on board, like I give a shit. The arseholes on a motorway or dual carriageway that slot into the gap you’ve left between you and the car in front, it’s there for a reason you fucking love pump. Motorbike riders that rev their engines whilst at the lights. Audi drivers, cunts. Bellends that park their cars on the road when they have a driveway for them. Idiots that drive in the winter peering through a little porthole in the ice on the windscreen. Wankers in cheap 4x4s that drive faster in the snow than they would in normal conditions. The pizza delivery sheath that parked on my drive and hit my wall as he reversed off. My next door neighbour when she parks her car outside my house. People. Last edited by Broncho; 07-20-2019 at 06:27 AM.. |
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07-22-2019, 02:42 PM | #30 |
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Average speed cameras for 130 miles on the A9.
Dicks who can't overtake ANYTHING but bunch up tight to each other making it far more dangerous for those who can drive to get past them. People who do 20mph because there's snow on the grass at the side of the clear dry road. Chavs who have more exhaust than talent. People who pull into lane 2 on the dual carriageway right at the start of it then proceed to try to catch the car 200 yards ahead on the inside lane. Usually unsuccessfully. There's more but most has already been said....
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07-22-2019, 02:57 PM | #31 |
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Old people who refuse to get close to the give way lines at a junction and then spend 4 days looking to see if it's safe to pull out. Get to the fucking line and you'll be able to see better!!! Arghhh!!!
Oh, and round here it seems the norm to cut the corner when turning right when I'm coming the opposite way also wanting to turn right at a give way. Many times have had wankers almost take the front of my car out. Bell-ends. |
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Oh yeh, people who stop 2 car lengths before the traffic lights so they're nowhere near the buried sensor wires
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07-22-2019, 03:14 PM | #33 |
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Don't forget the special breed of cunts that fuel up at the pumps that only do 'pay at the pump', and then go into the shop to buy milk and other shite.
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07-22-2019, 03:48 PM | #35 |
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People who reverse into main roads because they were too feckin lazy to reverse into whatever space they're now blindly backing out of.
People who 'apex' roundabouts
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07-22-2019, 03:57 PM | #36 |
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People you see driving with their mobile phones glued to their ear in reaĺly high spec expensive cars.
Its like its beyond them to pair their mobiles upto to the cars bluetooth. |
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07-22-2019, 05:55 PM | #38 |
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People who approach traffic lights on red .... but slow up way, way before they get the the line, coasting along at walking pace for 3 or 4 car lengths up to the line. Why? It just pisses off everyone behind.
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07-23-2019, 01:35 AM | #39 |
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Exactly, you do it when it's safe. It's the idiots who do it without bothering to check there's someone next to them. I have pulled up at a roundabout in lane 2 before now, pulled on to the roundabout when it's clear only to have some dickwad in lane 1 pull away and cut me off. To be fair I'm always ready for it but it doesn't excuse their total lack of observation.
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