Attention seeking twats

chris-c · 09-20-2018, 02:08 PM

I think everyone knows one or two in their life and every one deals with them differently.

What methods have you used to good effect to tell someone that they are in fact a boring attention seeking cunt who should just go for a long walk then never come back?

.... asking for a friend.

teaston · 09-20-2018, 02:10 PM

Better to smile and be nice, you never know when they may come in handy!

bimmer456 · 09-20-2018, 02:11 PM

I would tell your "friend" to keep the conversation as short as possible and walk the other way whenever you see them stalking you.

TouringPleb · 09-20-2018, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by teaston

Better to smile and be nice, you never know when they may come in handy!

Exactly

Sometimes it's better to bite your tongue, walk away and take the moral high ground.

Broncho · 09-20-2018, 02:12 PM

I would say that you shouldn’t worry about it so much, they probably think you’re insignificant anyway.

Watsey · 09-20-2018, 02:21 PM

Tell them straight.

When it comes to friends it's all about quality, not quantity.

speedski · 09-20-2018, 02:32 PM

There's this guy at my work who keep parking in the middle spot - right attention seeking twunt

But seriously - ave a word - if they cant take it then they ain't a true friend anyway

JustChris · 09-20-2018, 03:11 PM

Use their worst fear....

...give them zero attention.

chris-c · 09-20-2018, 03:26 PM

Well I suppose I should post my tips of success as it worked with that VAG head. Maybe it'd work again.

M3anLantern · 09-20-2018, 03:27 PM

Give up hope - after all they are attention seeking twats that have no life outside of places such as this forum, most likely using names that incorrectly spell words for animals and thinking everyone else lacks significance..

Broncho · 09-20-2018, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by dk1894

Give up hope - after all they are attention seeking twats that have no life outside of places such as this forum, most likely using names that incorrectly spell words for animals and thinking everyone else lacks significance..

Awww bless

M3anLantern · 09-20-2018, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Broncho

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Originally Posted by dk1894

Give up hope - after all they are attention seeking twats that have no life outside of places such as this forum, most likely using names that incorrectly spell words for animals and thinking everyone else lacks significance..

Awww bless

Thank you for the blessings! Every drop makes an ocean and all that...

Broncho · 09-20-2018, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by dk1894

Thank you for the blessings! Every drop makes an ocean and all that...

No idea, anyway no problem

Hooded · 09-20-2018, 04:40 PM

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Wills2 · 09-20-2018, 04:43 PM

Is your friend a scouser? They like attention and seem to like being the squeaky wheel...

Broncho · 09-20-2018, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Wills2

Is your friend a scouser? They like attention and seem to like being the squeaky wheel...

Yep they’re some of the worst, I’m lucky enough to have been brought up in Cheshire, I know a fair few scousers and Mancs, all bellends, especially the Mancs.

Fuck me have you ever met somebody from Yorkshire, inbred cunts.

Broncho · 09-21-2018, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by chris-c

Well I suppose I should post my tips of success as it worked with that VAG head. Maybe it'd work again.

Absolutely solid

Wills2 · 09-21-2018, 03:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Broncho

Yep they’re some of the worst, I’m lucky enough to have been brought up in Cheshire, I know a fair few scousers and Mancs, all bellends, especially the Mancs.

Fuck me have you ever met somebody from Yorkshire, inbred cunts.

You know what they say you can take the Scouser out of Liverpool but....

Anyway you keep squeaking

Broncho · 09-21-2018, 05:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Wills2

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Originally Posted by Broncho

Yep they're some of the worst, I'm lucky enough to have been brought up in Cheshire, I know a fair few scousers and Mancs, all bellends, especially the Mancs.

Fuck me have you ever met somebody from Yorkshire, inbred cunts.

You know what they say you can take the Scouser out of Liverpool but....

Anyway you keep squeaking

No idea.

430GH · 09-21-2018, 05:32 AM

There are some weird fuckers on this planet.... unfortunately the PC brigade find it inhumane to shoot them

jnismith · 09-21-2018, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by chris-c

I think everyone knows one or two in their life and every one deals with them differently.

What methods have you used to good effect to tell someone that they are in fact a boring attention seeking cunt who should just go for a long walk then never come back?

.... asking for a friend.

Some might say that having a fucking loud exhaust makes you an attention seeking twat, or that’s what a “friend” told me. I now put it into Sports mode every time I see him.

Hooded · 09-21-2018, 11:06 AM

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Some might say that having a fucking loud exhaust makes you an attention seeking twat, or that’s what a “friend” told me. I now put it into Sports mode every time I see him.

I always used to think it was compensating for lacking somewhere else when I heard an overly loud one .. big exhaust small penis.

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