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      09-20-2020, 03:41 PM   #4225
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إن شركة النجوم لمكافحة الحشرات بالدمام شركة رائدة تمتلك العديد من المميزات فيها فهي إلى جانب توافر الإمكانيات فإن لديها إدارة قوية تتخذ القرارات الفورية الصارمة التي من شأنها الارتقاء بمستوى الشركة والعاملين فيها ورفع كفاءة العمل ومن أهم مميزات الشركة :

في شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام فريق عمل متميز على درجة عالية من الخبرة ومدرب في الدول الخارجية على استخدام الأدوات وطرق رش المبيدات.
لدى الشركة وكلاء في الدول المصدرة للمبيدات بكافة أنواعها الطبيعية والكيماوية ، حيث أن الشركة تستورد الأمصال الألمانية التي تعمل على إبادة الحشرات بمختلف أنواعها وأحجامها .
لدى شركة مكافحة الحشرات بالدمام سيارات مجهزة على أعلى مستوى وبمختلف الأحجام يمكنها أن تنطلق إلى أي مكان في أسرع وقت فور اتصال العملاء .
الأسعار في شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام هي منخفضة جداً مع المقارنة بالمواد المستخدمة في الرش مع المقارنة بالشركات الأخرى في نفس المجال.
يسلم مشرف الفريق تقريراً عن ما تم إنجازه من أعمال في المكان وأنواع الحشرات والمبيدات المستخدمة.
نقوم بتقديم عرض سنوي يشمل 5 رشات في الموسم بسعر 3 رشات فقط مهما كانت المساحة المتواجدة لديك سواء مكان ضخم او بسيط, فاعتقد انه عرض مذهل و جذاب, كما نقدم ايضا عرض نصف سنوي و يحتوي علي 3 رشات بسعر رشتين كل هذا نعرضه اليك ف عرضنا الحالي لكي نوضح اننا نقوم بالفعل بعرض الكثير من الخصومات عند التعاقد معنا و تصبح عميل خاص لدينا.

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      09-20-2020, 04:09 PM   #4228
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      09-21-2020, 01:36 AM   #4230
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Just what it says, spill it. I'll go first.
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I used to vote as well ..but it was by choice ..hahaha....and would persuade my wife to do to the same...
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: شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام


إن شركة النجوم لمكافحة الحشرات بالدمام شركة رائدة تمتلك العديد من المميزات فيها فهي إلى جانب توافر الإمكانيات فإن لديها إدارة قوية تتخذ القرارات الفورية الصارمة التي من شأنها الارتقاء بمستوى الشركة والعاملين فيها ورفع كفاءة العمل ومن أهم مميزات الشركة :

في شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام فريق عمل متميز على درجة عالية من الخبرة ومدرب في الدول الخارجية على استخدام الأدوات وطرق رش المبيدات.
لدى الشركة وكلاء في الدول المصدرة للمبيدات بكافة أنواعها الطبيعية والكيماوية ، حيث أن الشركة تستورد الأمصال الألمانية التي تعمل على إبادة الحشرات بمختلف أنواعها وأحجامها .
لدى شركة مكافحة الحشرات بالدمام سيارات مجهزة على أعلى مستوى وبمختلف الأحجام يمكنها أن تنطلق إلى أي مكان في أسرع وقت فور اتصال العملاء .
الأسعار في شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام هي منخفضة جداً مع المقارنة بالمواد المستخدمة في الرش مع المقارنة بالشركات الأخرى في نفس المجال.
يسلم مشرف الفريق تقريراً عن ما تم إنجازه من أعمال في المكان وأنواع الحشرات والمبيدات المستخدمة.
نقوم بتقديم عرض سنوي يشمل 5 رشات في الموسم بسعر 3 رشات فقط مهما كانت المساحة المتواجدة لديك سواء مكان ضخم او بسيط, فاعتقد انه عرض مذهل و جذاب, كما نقدم ايضا عرض نصف سنوي و يحتوي علي 3 رشات بسعر رشتين كل هذا نعرضه اليك ف عرضنا الحالي لكي نوضح اننا نقوم بالفعل بعرض الكثير من الخصومات عند التعاقد معنا و تصبح عميل خاص لدينا.

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شركة تنظيف مكيفات بالقطيف
شركة تنظيف مكيفات بالجبيل
شركة تنظيف مكيفات بالدمام
شركة تنظيف مكيفات بالخبر
شركة تنظيف فلل بالدمام
شركة تنظيف بالخبر
شركة تنظيف بالدمام
شركة تنظيف منازل بالدمام
شركة مكافحة حشرات بالدمام
شركة تسليك مجاري بالدمام
I confess, I cannot begin to comprehend this.
According to Google Translate. He confessed he was offering cleaning services.


Something along the lines of: "Give me your sheets and I will use Tide pods."
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It might if he has a fistula. Did you ever consider that? Where's the pity for him eh?
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I don't know what a fistula is, and I'm afraid to google it. 👀

Sounds like a subcategory of videos on pornhub
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Sounds like a subcategory of videos on pornhub
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Sounds like a subcategory of videos on pornhub
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I have to admit, I was ready for a fight. I had to call Sirius to cancel (gasp) my dad's subscription. Anyone who has had the cancellation experience knows what I mean. It's like pulling teeth. They don't want to let you off the phone and do anything they can not to cancel - You hear "Let me transfer you to my manager" over and over and over. You talk to 5 people minimum.

I was ready with the "What part of he's dead don't you understand?", but amazingly there was no push back.

So, next time you need to cancel, just say you died.

I have to have a sense of humor.....

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I have to admit, I was ready for a fight. I had to call Sirius to cancel (gasp) my dad's subscription. Anyone who has had the cancellation experience knows what I mean. It's like pulling teeth. They don't want to let you off the phone and do anything they can not to cancel - You hear "Let me transfer you to my manager" over and over and over. You talk to 5 people minimum.

I was ready with the "What part of he's dead don't you understand?", but amazingly there was no push back.

So, next time you need to cancel, just say you died.

I have to have a sense of humor.....

Carry on.
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I bought my step-dads parents house after they passed back in the mid 80's. I got a call from a telemarketer asking for my step-dads father. I nicely said "I am sorry, but he is deceased ". The guy said, okay, I will try him back later.

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I have to admit, I was ready for a fight. I had to call Sirius to cancel (gasp) my dad's subscription. Anyone who has had the cancellation experience knows what I mean. It's like pulling teeth. They don't want to let you off the phone and do anything they can not to cancel - You hear "Let me transfer you to my manager" over and over and over. You talk to 5 people minimum.

I was ready with the "What part of he's dead don't you understand?", but amazingly there was no push back.

So, next time you need to cancel, just say you died.

I have to have a sense of humor.....

Carry on.

For shame! The least they could have done was to ask if you wanted to port the subscription over to another person, such as yourself, or another family member!!

They must be getting soft. Which means they'll soon go belly up.
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For shame! The least they could have done was to ask if you wanted to port the subscription over to another person, such as yourself, or another family member!!

They must be getting soft. Which means they'll soon go belly up.
I know. That's what I expected.
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So I really want to buy some land. I have done no research other than eyeing a bunch of properties. I also have no rationale, other than this desire to own land, and the belief that its value is unlikely to decline, and likely to appreciate.

Lups and others - what are your thoughts as an investor?

The current property I'm eyeing has a river/stream running through the middle of it, so there will be a lot of environmentally protected land that I can't build on, but the idea is to land bank it so that in 10-15 years, I could try to get the zoning changed to allow for a subdivision / estate lots, or sell to a developer.

Also, the current property is slightly over 100 acres, and is a mix of bush, and listed for under $900K. I'd have to walk it of course to see if it is all low lying land that is marshy and not suitable for development, but if it were suitable....very interesting.

I could see it being worth $2.5M plus in 10-15 years, more if I could get the zoning changed.

The hitch of course is my wife has said no. As in "Not a chance". She's pretty adamant about it. And it would take a lot of effort on my part to try to convince her otherwise, so I'm not sure its worth the effort.
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So I really want to buy some land. I have done no research other than eyeing a bunch of properties. I also have no rationale, other than this desire to own land, and the belief that its value is unlikely to decline, and likely to appreciate.

Lups and others - what are your thoughts as an investor?

The current property I'm eyeing has a river/stream running through the middle of it, so there will be a lot of environmentally protected land that I can't build on, but the idea is to land bank it so that in 10-15 years, I could try to get the zoning changed to allow for a subdivision / estate lots, or sell to a developer.

Also, the current property is slightly over 100 acres, and is a mix of bush, and listed for under $900K. I'd have to walk it of course to see if it is all low lying land that is marshy and not suitable for development, but if it were suitable....very interesting.

I could see it being worth $2.5M plus in 10-15 years, more if I could get the zoning changed.

The hitch of course is my wife has said no. As in "Not a chance". She's pretty adamant about it. And it would take a lot of effort on my part to try to convince her otherwise, so I'm not sure its worth the effort.
A good day to ask, I took an 8 k hit on I see as a sure 4 months sale. Confidence level zero now. (And it fucking sucks that I'm holding since I still see it as a solid, i just hate losing even on my weekly goals).

I want a geo report in my inbox by 5 am my time and I'll figure out an estimate for you by 11 pm my time. The geo guys tells you all you need to know usually.
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