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      10-24-2019, 01:31 PM   #2421
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I had my hand loaded for an internet high-five until I read that feelin' bad about it BS. Wear that shit with pride sir! You and I have the balls to do things that most only think about. Don't feel bad about it. Most people wish they had the balls that we do. I tried to trip a kid running in the hospital last week, I missed. His mother should have stopped him so I decided I was gonna. I caught a dirty look from the girlfriend but she also laughed about it.
LOL...sometimes I react without thinking. Other times I will admit it is planned!
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      10-24-2019, 01:46 PM   #2422
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Glad you popped in, even if only for a little while. Don't be a stranger.
I'm like an old man hard up for sex. I'll stick my head in anytime that I can.
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well have you done any dumb shit lately that you want to get off your chest?
actually yes hahaha

so this weekend was homecoming, and a few of my buddies are not 21 yet so we just kept it low-key in our apartments instead of going out.

my buddy (let's call him jack) has been spending an awful lot of time with this girl maddie. he says "he only keeps her around for easy sex" but, nah.

we're at my apartment, it's jack, the girl, 3 girls i met at class and 2 other guys i know. pretty good ratio, pretty good fun times.

except one of the girls started hitting on jack heavy. jack was (understandably, she was hot) very much down for this, maddie got visibly mad, so i made a group chat to text "hoes mad" and shortly after that we started playing that song

best part is we ended up going to the local strip club

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I'm like an old man hard up for sex. I'll stick my head in anytime that I can.
he's back!!!!!
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      10-24-2019, 03:06 PM   #2424
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here's me bringing up the local gentlemen's club and everyone agreeing to go, rest is history
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      10-24-2019, 03:19 PM   #2425
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wait the girls went to the strip club too?
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wait the girls went to the strip club too?
Girls I used to hang around would go with us....mainly just to "nit-pic" the dancers and point out obvious flaws.

Maybe they felt empowered.
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wait the girls went to the strip club too?
nah we hid the alc saying it was done and that the boys were staying to help me clean up my place

would've been fun to go with them though hahahahah
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I took my female cousin to a strip club when she turned 21 and her brothers are still mad at me about it (it still gets brought up on the regular). She's 35 now.
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Glad you popped in, even if only for a little while. Don't be a stranger.
Stranger danger.
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      10-25-2019, 07:35 AM   #2431
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Girls I used to hang around would go with us....mainly just to "nit-pic" the dancers and point out obvious flaws.

Maybe they felt empowered.
I've been to strip clubs with women in the past and they did the same shit.....until the hotter strippers started flirting with them. The night took a different turn mighty fast after that. The minor flaw awareness ceased and the party began.

Women are funny in this way. Pointing out flaws of other women empowers them, in their mind. When I was younger and discovered that women don't dress sexy to attract men, but to only compete with other women; I couldn't wrap my mind around it. I know that I when I dress up to look good for my lady, it's in the back of my mind that other dudes are going to look at how hot I am and think to themselves, "asshole"

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Stranger danger.
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      10-25-2019, 07:50 AM   #2432
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Never been to a strip club. I don't get why a woman would want to go, even if she is hanging with the guys.
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My wifi network at home is "FREE CANDY!!"


A coworker of mine named his wi-fi hot spot "White Van". We work with school systems...
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      10-25-2019, 08:28 AM   #2434
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Never been to a strip club. I don't get why a woman would want to go, even if she is hanging with the guys.
Yeah I don't get that either.


Side note: Since Rudi's location says "In a cabinet" I now have this mental image of him hiding in a cabinet somewhere at his place of employment scrolling through bimmerpost.
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Our team took a client and his "Vegas professional gf" to a NYC club once (VIP room).....WHAT a scene that was!!! Between the skiing and plastic parts it was crazy. The client got into a verbal fight with his "rental" and they left. My boss and I stayed and weathered the storm.
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Our team took a client and his "Vegas professional gf" to a NYC club once (VIP room).....WHAT a scene that was!!! Between the skiing and plastic parts it was crazy. The client got into a verbal fight with his "rental" and they left. My boss and I stayed and weathered the storm.
I'm not even sure what went down, don't understand the skiing / plastic parts, but I am curious what all went down in the room.
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I've been to strip clubs with women in the past and they did the same shit.....until the hotter strippers started flirting with them. The night took a different turn mighty fast after that. The minor flaw awareness ceased and the party began.

Women are funny in this way. Pointing out flaws of other women empowers them, in their mind. When I was younger and discovered that women don't dress sexy to attract men, but to only compete with other women; I couldn't wrap my mind around it. I know that I when I dress up to look good for my lady, it's in the back of my mind that other dudes are going to look at how hot I am and think to themselves, "asshole"



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We are sitting in a popular place in Sullivan's Island where we always go for lunch. Great informal atmosphere. I'm in a tank top....and was particularly lean that year.

After about our 3rd visit from the waitress, she says....."I'm not usually this forward...but you look amazing". My wife immediately took an attitude and very loudly said "Excuse Me"....that's my husband.

I thought there may be a fight but the waitress without batting an eye said "I was talking about you".

My wife fell silent and the waitress left.......and then I had to poke some fun and ask her if she needed some time alone with her new friend.
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We are sitting in a popular place in Sullivan's Island where we always go for lunch. Great informal atmosphere. I'm in a tank top....and was particularly lean that year.

After about our 3rd visit from the waitress, she says....."I'm not usually this forward...but you look amazing". My wife immediately took an attitude and very loudly said "Excuse Me"....that's my husband.

I thought there may be a fight but the waitress without batting an eye said "I was talking about you".

My wife fell silent and the waitress left.......and then I had to poke some fun and ask her if she needed some time alone with her new friend.
Was this before or after lunch was served? Hope it was after or else your wife is now related to the waitress
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I don't want to work today. I've been hammered at work every single day this month. It's bid season and they keep coming. I should really play catch up, but I'm fried.
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A coworker of mine named his wi-fi hot spot "White Van". We work with school systems...
That's pretty damn funny. I used to live in a pretty shady apartment complex. At the time my wifi was ATF_TN_REMOTE (I live in TN). After a while I changed it to FBI Surveillance Van. Then it was Hall of Jutice, Snake Mountain, Legion of Doom and many others I can't remember.

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Yeah I don't get that either.


Side note: Since Rudi's location says "In a cabinet" I now have this mental image of him hiding in a cabinet somewhere at his place of employment scrolling through bimmerpost.
This is where the Rudi name came from. Since I have changed my username so many times, it seemed fitting. There is another bit that he does that I couldn't find where Rudi states "That some call him Secret Peter, where is he hiding in a box, in a cabinet, in a lane? No one knows, it's a secret." That's where the cabinet bit comes from. If you've never seen The Mighty Boosh, it's a British sketch comedy show that was on a few years back. Pretty strange and funny stuff.



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We are sitting in a popular place in Sullivan's Island where we always go for lunch. Great informal atmosphere. I'm in a tank top....and was particularly lean that year.

After about our 3rd visit from the waitress, she says....."I'm not usually this forward...but you look amazing". My wife immediately took an attitude and very loudly said "Excuse Me"....that's my husband.

I thought there may be a fight but the waitress without batting an eye said "I was talking about you".

My wife fell silent and the waitress left.......and then I had to poke some fun and ask her if she needed some time alone with her new friend.
That's fantastic!!!
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And I thought you were just a fan of the Rudy from Notre Dame that was played in a movie by the hobbit who was gay for Master Frodo
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I don't want to work today. I've been hammered at work every single day this month. It's bid season and they keep coming. I should really play catch up, but I'm fried.
here's an unhealthy coping mechanism for being fried with work/school: blast some good rap, redownload dating apps, go get drunk with the boys

it works but it doesn't work
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