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      07-17-2018, 12:27 PM   #1
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Smile Please call me Maurice

Although my user name will stay the same, could I respectfully ask members to address me as 'Maurice' henceforth.
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Maybe calling you an ambulance would be more helpful
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Is this to reflect your new makeover?

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Maybe calling you an ambulance would be more helpful
Then I shall call you 'Sybil'.
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Then I shall call you 'Ursula'.
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Then I shall call you 'Sybil'.
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There was me just getting used to calling you Cunt.

Can we settle for calling you 'Maurice you fucking Cunt' ?

Then just shorten it ?
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Although my user name will stay the same, could I respectfully ask members to address me as 'Maurice' henceforth.
Is that the pre-transition name? Should we call you Maureen after the op?
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      07-17-2018, 01:33 PM   #10
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Because you're the gangster of love or a midnight toker?
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Because you're the gangster of love or a midnight toker?



I knew you'd get it!

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Although my user name will stay the same, could I respectfully ask members to address me as 'Maurice' henceforth.
Don't worry ile maurice. The countdown timer will come around soon and you can change your username again.

Some future names:

Robin Banks
i P freely
Ivana Tinkle
Tai Mai Shu
William Dickgrabber
Hoose Bin Fartin
Uleeq Madiq
Uwana Madiq
Usucka Madiq
Jon Kippur - given your Israeli heritage
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Don't worry ile maurice. The countdown timer will come around soon and you can change your username again.

Some future names:

Robin Banks
i P freely
Ivana Tinkle
Tai Mai Shu
William Dickgrabber
Hoose Bin Fartin
Uleeq Madiq
Uwana Madiq
Usucka Madiq
Jon Kippur - given your Israeli heritage

You forgot Richard Cranium
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Some people call me a fucking cowboy

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