[sahajesh]

I'm coming out of the closet - I would like to identify myself as a black/Chinese trans-gender (although my parents were Native American) and I am clearly male in a male body, but I like to use ladies toilets as sometimes they are more convenient.

In addition, I frequent shitty airports and humiliate myself to make a point about the treatment of my fellow indecisives.

WTF is this all about??!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/201...-place-scheme/

[mcoops]

Brilliant! That's the whole of the off topic section summarised in two posts. If we make it a sticky, everyone can get months of their lives back.

[sahajesh]

Originally Posted by mcoops

Brilliant! That's the whole of the off topic section summarised in two posts. If we make it a sticky, everyone can get months of their lives back.

Steady on there, fella. We also need a post about the lunacy of PCP and how getting a lightly-used car (with none of the options you would actually want) is far more cost-effective.

EDIT - forgot to add a line about blatantly lying about how many miles you will run the car for vs contracted mileage and the impact or otherwise of VT'ing your car.

There, now we can lock this thread as all bases are well and truly covered.

[teaston]

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[Alice Coupe]

Originally Posted by sahajesh

I like to use ladies toilets as sometimes they are more convenient.

I prefer to use the disabled toilets as ironically, they are the only ones big enough to run around in.

[Kal101]

Well he got a chunk of a £400k award for his bare faced cheek

I kind of like his style.

[Goneinsixtyseconds]

Originally Posted by teaston

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We all miss the plague, slave labour and 18 year olds being sent to war. Bring it all back I say.

Still, plenty of BMW owners on the school run dropping off 15 year olds who live quarter of a mile away! Come on own up? Back in my day I had 40 newspapers to deliver before I went to school, and 40 more after.

[teaston]

Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds

We all miss the plague, slave labour and 18 year olds being sent to war. Bring it all back I say.

Still, plenty of BMW owners on the school run dropping off 15 year olds who live quarter of a mile away! Come on own up? Back in my day I had 40 newspapers to deliver before I went to school, and 40 more after.

I think the kids these days must have inferior legs which can’t carry them any further than a few meters, and they can’t even walk that far without looking at their phones the whole time!

[R0B]

Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds

We all miss the plague, slave labour and 18 year olds being sent to war. Bring it all back I say.

Still, plenty of BMW owners on the school run dropping off 15 year olds who live quarter of a mile away! Come on own up? Back in my day I had 40 newspapers to deliver before I went to school, and 40 more after.

My Mrs drives less than that in our 4x4. She won't listen to reason and get a morning system in place, so it's 'LATE' every day.

I used to walk miles to school. Before they expelled me. I didn't mind, I used to get 3 x B&H Sovereign in before 0845!

[Goneinsixtyseconds]

Originally Posted by R0bb0

My Mrs drives less than that in our 4x4. She won't listen to reason and get a morning system in place, so it's 'LATE' every day.

I used to walk miles to school. Before they expelled me. I didn't mind, I used to get 3 x B&H Sovereign in before 0845!

My £7 paper round money was spent wisely. I could get 10 Embassy Number 1 from the Newsagents, and a hot dog from the school canteen for just under a pound.

[MashinBenzin]

Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds

My £7 paper round money was spent wisely. I could get 10 Embassy Number 1 from the Newsagents, and a hot dog from the school canteen for just under a pound.

Marlboros and Camels here. Thanks F1.

ETA - I think my Sunday paper round grossed £1.50

[Hooded]

Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds

My £7 paper round money was spent wisely. I could get 10 Embassy Number 1 from the Newsagents, and a hot dog from the school canteen for just under a pound.

Not bad.. packets of F@gs (hope that British term for cigarettes doesn't offend anyone) and a hotdog a day and a couple of quid left over for the weekend ... nice!

[1 AKY]

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ETA - I think my Sunday paper round grossed £1.50

Sundays were the worst with the extra sections and supplements.

[MashinBenzin]

[QUOTE=1 AKY;23950914]

Originally Posted by MashinBenzin

Sundays were the worst with the extra sections and supplements.

It was a bloody heavy bag, I remember that much... then having to get the times through a letterbox. News of the world readers were easier and better Xmas tippers.

[sahajesh]

Originally Posted by Hooded

Not bad.. packets of F@gs (hope that British term for cigarettes doesn't offend anyone) and a hotdog a day and a couple of quid left over for the weekend ... nice!

Ah yes, the good old days of sucking on a f@g in your lunchbreak

[dizzy619]

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/07/man-6...inder-8115524/

[mikeoz]

Well if that gets through you could murder some one then say you are 14 and get a child's sentence.. brilliant

[teaston]

Originally Posted by mikeoz

Well if that gets through you could murder some one then say you are 14 and get a child's sentence.. brilliant

Or just murder them and then claim that you identify as a non murderer!

[sahajesh]

I will identify myself as someone that doesn't wish to be pigeon-holed.

[mikeoz]

Originally Posted by teaston

Or just murder them and then claim that you identify as a non murderer!

Now that is a good idea....
I identify as Innocent Officer.

[teaston]

Here’s another good one: