The All-New Lockdown Humour Thread

ZedsRedBaby · 11-09-2020, 01:47 PM

Another slow day for non-political humour. Just this one:

NanasBack · 11-09-2020, 05:47 PM

£5 ehh?

So the cost of a pint of beer.

When I were a lad, a beer cost 50p...
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KRS_SN · 11-10-2020, 07:36 AM

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RickLS7 · 11-10-2020, 03:29 PM

CajunBMW · 11-10-2020, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by RickLS7

My eight year old could not stop laughing. He thought this was crazy funny. Thanks for sharing. Pretty much sums up how we all feel.

ZedsRedBaby · 11-11-2020, 04:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CajunBMW

My eight year old could not stop laughing. He thought this was crazy funny. Thanks for sharing. Pretty much sums up how we all feel.

Yep, definitely had a few days like that in the last eight months

TodmordenLad · 11-11-2020, 01:41 PM

Try typing loser.com into your web browser

Bryans69 · 11-11-2020, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by TodmordenLad

Try typing loser.com into your web browser

zofinger · 11-11-2020, 02:04 PM

I’m not normally one for the conspiracy theories, but there's a documentary on BBC2 about the covid.
2 guys from the Wuhan research centre, where Trump suspects it was engineered, were due to get on Flight MH370 that miraculously disappeared.

Seems they were the guys behind the development of the new strain, and intending to use it as a weapon, someone caught wind of their plans and purposefully downed the plane. Neither of them got on the flight though. It’s really interesting. Have a look for it on iplayer, it's called two wongs don't make a flight.

JustChris · 11-11-2020, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zofinger

I'm not normally one for the conspiracy theories, but there's a documentary on BBC2 about the covid.
2 guys from the Wuhan research centre, where Trump suspects it was engineered, were due to get on Flight MH370 that miraculously disappeared.

Seems they were the guys behind the development of the new strain, and intending to use it as a weapon, someone caught wind of their plans and purposefully downed the plane. Neither of them got on the flight though. It's really interesting. Have a look for it on iplayer, it's called two wongs don't make a flight.

JustChris · 11-11-2020, 02:35 PM

... seems relevant currently. Forum resident TouringPleb excluded

225 · 11-11-2020, 03:10 PM

I wasn’t allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine trials that a local Hospital are running in partnership with Pfizer. It's important that we all do our part to beat this virus.
The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning 06:20 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it’s completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо.

CajunBMW · 11-11-2020, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by TodmordenLad

Try typing loser.com into your web browser

How funny. That one went around here today too. Got lots of genius and groans depending on your point of view.

CajunBMW · 11-12-2020, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by 225

I wasn't allowed to say anything until today, but it's now okay for me to share that I have volunteered for the Covid-19 vaccine trials that a local Hospital are running in partnership with Pfizer. It's important that we all do our part to beat this virus.
The vaccine is the one that has been developed in Russia. I received my first dose this morning 06:20 am, and I wanted to let you all know that it's completely safe, with иo side effects whatsoeveя, and that I feelshκι я чувю себя немного стрно и я думю, что вытл осные уши. чувству себя немго страо.

I think we all feel your pain. Here is a cartoon from 1802 showing what happens when you vaccinate with the very safe cow pox to prevent small pox.

https://www.nlm.nih.gov/exhibition/s...ccination.html

ZedsRedBaby · 11-12-2020, 09:44 AM

Meanwhile at Pfizer HQ:

CajunBMW · 11-12-2020, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ZedsRedBaby

Meanwhile at Pfizer HQ:

Looks like a good business to me!

ZedsRedBaby · 11-14-2020, 08:58 AM

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JustChris · 11-14-2020, 03:14 PM

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RobUK · 11-14-2020, 04:54 PM

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CajunBMW · 11-15-2020, 08:53 AM

One more fun picture for your Sunday.

Ronstein · 11-16-2020, 03:18 AM

^ Sadly, the sort of people who refuse to wear masks won't know what a Rectal Thermometer is!!

CajunBMW · 11-16-2020, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Ronstein

^ Sadly, the sort of people who refuse to wear masks won't know what a Rectal Thermometer is!!

Not at first, but give them some time and then they sure will!!!

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