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      01-04-2020, 09:39 PM   #441
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It's only Sunday guys! You should be eating a shit load of carbs from now til than that way the 5 sec explosion will make the wait worth while
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5 seconds?! You must be a marathoner.
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5 seconds?! You must be a marathoner.
My personal best is 1 sec
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26 years!
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fuck! I have my boys tonight. I had multiple successful missle launches since the weekend, gf not mad anymore, might not have any fuel left in the tank? Iranians definitely not as successful as me
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You aren't THAT old, are you????
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It's only Sunday guys! You should be eating a shit load of carbs from now til than that way the 5 sec explosion will make the wait worth while
That includes the cigarette after yes???

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lol I totally miss this! gotta start carbing up again
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Wait...so that's what that thread was about? I thought all along it was just a bunch of girly-men comparing stinky overpriced metrosexual cosmetics.
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Wait...so that's what that thread was about? I thought all along it was just a bunch of girly-men comparing stinky overpriced metrosexual cosmetics.
I'm trying to redeem it but jeez!!!
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Yes, Sir! May I have another, sir!
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Wait...so that's what that thread was about? I thought all along it was just a bunch of girly-men comparing stinky overpriced metrosexual cosmetics.
Yessir! That threads giving me all kinds of options when it comes to which lotions to use! I think Aveeno for the win
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Lest the MLK holiday mess you up , it's almost Wednesday!

Now_Rudi you going to bottle/sell your favorite lotion??
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