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      01-16-2020, 10:05 PM   #89
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That's a nice looking paperweight...

Cuz that's what your cars all end up being...

well....come on over to the beast coast and get this whipping in whatever the car of the month may be
Might as well come to the best coast and enjoy the weather...

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Awh man, sorry for your loss... I got one of them coming up soon as well... Not looking forward to it...
Thanks man. 3 people in the last 2 weeks. Hopefully 2020 is getting it's harshness over early.

Sorry for your loss, as well.
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      01-16-2020, 10:31 PM   #91
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Might as well come to the best coast and enjoy the weather...

absolutely no way I'm coming to Commifornia....

They'd confiscate my stinky diesel at the state line.
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      01-16-2020, 10:46 PM   #92
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Might as well come to the best coast and enjoy the weather...

absolutely no way I'm coming to Commifornia....

They'd confiscate my stinky diesel at the state line.
Cluck cluck, mother fucker !!

Bring yo lil 1 series over here... I'll stay in eco mode for you...
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Cluck cluck, mother fucker !!

Bring yo lil 1 series over here... I'll stay in eco mode for you...
You gotta earn that whipping....1'er is big boy power. graduate from the 45 mpg grocery getter and then we can talk
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Cluck cluck, mother fucker !!

Bring yo lil 1 series over here... I'll stay in eco mode for you...
You gotta earn that whipping....1'er is big boy power. graduate from the 45 mpg grocery getter and then we can talk
You know I'm averaging like 9.2mpg lol...

Grocery getter, LOL... I'll be back with the groceries while you're still trying to figure out what's wrong with your car... Again...
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It's actually pretty simple... Just don't zig when you're supposed to zag... Go free, let them breathe a lil...
Oh I let them go free - my GF loves it too much for me to go back.....I just don't use a razor.....shudders.......

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i was told by my coworkers that real men grow beards! i can't! i can only rock a mustache and some on my chin...that's it! i told them to go ef themselves and they laughed than they like to put that fruity shit in all flavors in their beards to smell good and help keep it straight! they even had a freakin comb they use to brush their bear. i told them they got to be kidding me! it's like hair gel in their beard! wtf! and you guys say my haird style thread is bad
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You should be ashamed if you can't grow beard, it's that asian gene!
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You should be ashamed if you can't grow beard, it's that asian gene!
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Pssshh a lot of the fruitiest men grow beards. They think it’s a compensating mechanism
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That is true it's for ugly men also to cover up their face but a real man thing also
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