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      01-15-2020, 04:24 PM   #67
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Mobil 1.
Man, what a bunch of sissy’s
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Sounds like a bro-mance in the making.
Aaaand...that’s the reason they’re keeping their skin nice and soft
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Chome Azzaro edges the others to me
That doesn’t look a lotion, but i can appreciate how the watch just happens to be placed around the base
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Man, what a bunch of sissy’s
This is a BMW forum, sir. This is the way.
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      01-15-2020, 05:13 PM   #71
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This is a BMW forum, sir. This is the way.
I use the Mobil 1 as a lotion, bathe in Castro’s and use Gojo to exfoliate, with pumice of course.
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I use the Mobil 1 as a lotion, bathe in Castro’s and use Gojo to exfoliate, with pumice of course.
Nice! And of course you haven't lived until you've washed your hands with brake cleaner.
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It would be nice to share a drink and convo with you guys...
Pink Raspberry Cosmos?
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Nice! And of course you haven't lived until you've washed your hands with brake cleaner.
I actually used to use it for that on occasion back in the day till I found out what it was and what it can do to the human body. trichloroethane is mighty powerful, nasty stuff.
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Pink Raspberry Cosmos?
Hey, this ain't no Sippin Thread

Personally, I prefer just plain old cranberry in my Cosmo, but I only use Johnson's Baby oil, so . . .


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What...this about hands right?

Nevermind.
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I use the Mobil 1 as a lotion, bathe in Castro’s and use Gojo to exfoliate, with pumice of course.
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Nice! And of course you haven't lived until you've washed your hands with brake cleaner.
Don't forget a spritz of battery acid...it's a great finishing touch!!
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Pink Raspberry Cosmos?
More likely cheap wine coolers. A 6-pack for the lot of them will be enough to have them crawling around like lizards.
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Don't forget a spritz of battery acid...it's a great finishing touch!!
My grandpa was in the drug store business. When I was a kid in the '60s, he kept a bottle of carbon tetrachloride around. That stuff would clean the stripes off a zebra. Had the greatest smell. It's not commonly available any more, since more than 3 sniffs in any 6-month period will turn your liver into an anvil.
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My grandpa was in the drug store business. When I was a kid in the '60s, he kept a bottle of carbon tetrachloride around. That stuff would clean the stripes off a zebra. Had the greatest smell. It's not commonly available any more, since more than 3 sniffs in any 6-month period will turn your liver into an anvil.
The stuff they used to sell OTC would get you arrested, killed, maimed, or rendered comatose. Ahh the good old days!!
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The stuff they used to sell OTC would get you arrested, killed, maimed, or rendered comatose. Ahh the good old days!!
Yeah, back when such a thing as an "accident" still existed, and every mishap wasn't a dog-whistle for every tort-whore lawyer in town. Back when the gene pool had a lot more skimmers on it.
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Jeeze...WTF is going on here?!?!!

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You make a valid point, sir. Well done!
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I've noticed this too. It would be nice to share a drink and convo with you guys...
Completely agree. When the time comes that I start to travel a little some of you will be hearing from me to meet up for a drink.
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More likely cheap wine coolers. A 6-pack for the lot of them will be enough to have them crawling around like lizards.
I will admit that I'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking. Never really cared for it and haven't had any alcohol in probably 10 years or longer.

I would be the first one tapping out!
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More likely cheap wine coolers. A 6-pack for the lot of them will be enough to have them crawling around like lizards.
A quick glance in my thread : "What are you sipping on lately", Should educate you rather quickly as to what I drink.
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Maybe these guys should be driving Audi's.
May a huntsman spider bite you on the nutsack and a tiger snake paralyze you such that you are unable to treat it...

I now drive an Audi. AND I like it!
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