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      01-15-2020, 11:18 AM   #45
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What the flying fuck is "prancersize??!!" Is it -

1. The name you gave your penis? Are you implying you're hung like a reindeer?

2. Is this one of your weird sex parties with Belgie?! Is that what you guys call it?!

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3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

Actually Shoei, you don't know how right you are about MKSixer age.

See post 32 in the following link:
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He basically admitted he isn't in control of all his faculties anymore, which sadly happens when you reach that geriatric age where you can identify with Ozzy's statement that "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most".

Perhaps you and I can have a few seconds of silence in honour of MK. Not asking for a minute of silence, that's too much respect. Say....5 seconds of silence on each of our ends to honour a fallen comrade?
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What the flying fuck is "prancersize??!!" Is it -

1. The name you gave your penis? Are you implying you're hung like a reindeer?

2. Is this one of your weird sex parties with Belgie?! Is that what you guys call it?!

3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

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Actually Shoei, you don't know how right you are about MKSixer age.

See post 32 in the following link:
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He basically admitted he isn't in control of all his faculties anymore, which sadly happens when you reach that geriatric age where you can identify with Ozzy's statement that "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most".

Perhaps you and I can have a few seconds of silence in honour of MK. Not asking for a minute of silence, that's too much respect. Say....5 seconds of silence on each of our ends to honour a fallen comrade?
Nooooooooo!!!!!! Damn you to hell, shoei !! You too, Joekerr

The name of the group describes you two asshats the name of the song describes me. Killing 2 turds with one stone.

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Nooooooooo!!!!!! Damn you to hell, shoei !! You too, Joekerr

The name of the group describes you two asshats the name of the song describes me. Killing 2 turds with one stone.




Alive and kicking...undisputed. But at what? Can you answer that? Because nowhere in that title did it suggest "lucid" or "of sound mind". See?

And I'm positively aghast at the level of disrespect paid to my persona here...after I not only paid you the respect of 5 seconds of silence in your honour, but I even stood at my desk to do so. AND I took my hands out of my pockets. Sheesh.
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3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

Actually Shoei, you don't know how right you are about MKSixer age.

See post 32 in the following link:
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He basically admitted he isn't in control of all his faculties anymore, which sadly happens when you reach that geriatric age where you can identify with Ozzy's statement that "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most".

Perhaps you and I can have a few seconds of silence in honour of MK. Not asking for a minute of silence, that's too much respect. Say....5 seconds of silence on each of our ends to honour a fallen comrade?
Fallen like this? Poor thing that MKSixer
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10 years ago I wouldn't have thought prancersize lady was attractive.... Just something about her now!
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lol, I was referring to the lotion thread, mani-pedi thread and hairstyles thread.

In my Circle/ environment, those practices are typically considered "feminine"
LOL - I agree. I don't use lotion except after I save maybe, I have never had a mani-pedi and have a barber whack my hear when needed.

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Alive and kicking...undisputed. But at what? Can you answer that? Because nowhere in that title did it suggest "lucid" or "of sound mind". See?

And I'm positively aghast at the level of disrespect paid to my persona here...after I not only paid you the respect of 5 seconds of silence in your honour, but I even stood at my desk to do so. AND I took my hands out of my pockets. Sheesh.
5 seconds?!?!! 5...When did you learn to count that high? And pockets means that you had on pants. When did THAT start happening?!?!! I don't know who you are any more!!!

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I can't even imagine how you guys use a razor on your sack. I know it is done, but I look at my tender round sack and that flat razor and all I can thing of is filleting a fish.

Not happening.
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lol, I was referring to the lotion thread, mani-pedi thread and hairstyles thread.

In my Circle/ environment, those practices are typically considered "feminine"
LOL - I agree. I don't use lotion except after I save maybe, I have never had a mani-pedi and have a barber whack my hear when needed.

Just giving you some razzzzz
No worries, at all!

I wasn't trying to be offensive by any means. I understand that we all have things that make us feel good or we enjoy in order to justify the sacrifices we make for success.

I say if you work hard and build callous hands or you wear a suit and tie to work, you should spend that hard earned money enjoying whatever it is someone would consider "the finest things in life" as long as you're not hurting yourself or loved ones.

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3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

Actually Shoei, you don't know how right you are about MKSixer age.

See post 32 in the following link:
https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...711&page=2

He basically admitted he isn't in control of all his faculties anymore, which sadly happens when you reach that geriatric age where you can identify with Ozzy's statement that "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most".

Perhaps you and I can have a few seconds of silence in honour of MK. Not asking for a minute of silence, that's too much respect. Say....5 seconds of silence on each of our ends to honour a fallen comrade?
Fallen like this? Poor thing that MKSixer
What in the fuc nuts have I been drug into shoei.

Also - I have it on good authority you are officially over the hill.
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3. I don't want to know actually... Ya'll need to leave me out of your old fart activities... That's what ASBSECU E93 is for...

Actually Shoei, you don't know how right you are about MKSixer age.

See post 32 in the following link:
https://www.e90post.com/forums/showt...711&page=2

He basically admitted he isn't in control of all his faculties anymore, which sadly happens when you reach that geriatric age where you can identify with Ozzy's statement that "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most".

Perhaps you and I can have a few seconds of silence in honour of MK. Not asking for a minute of silence, that's too much respect. Say....5 seconds of silence on each of our ends to honour a fallen comrade?
Fallen like this? Poor thing that MKSixer
What in the fuc nuts have I been drug into shoei.

Also - I have it on good authority you are officially over the hill.
Depends what government you inquire with?

Understand that no matter how many years we know each other, you'll still be a metric fuck ton older than I am...

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I can't even imagine how you guys use a razor on your sack. I know it is done, but I look at my tender round sack and that flat razor and all I can thing of is filleting a fish.

Not happening.
It's actually pretty simple... Just don't zig when you're supposed to zag... Go free, let them breathe a lil...
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Just when you didn't think it couldn't get worse you do that.

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It's actually pretty simple... Just don't zig when you're supposed to zag... Go free, let them breathe a lil...
If you french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Can't believe I'm the first to post pic





But somebody asked





So here's that line, I just wish I knew how to convert camera pics to interlaced gif, so it would be like the old modem days of anticipation
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On a side note have any of you got your eyebrows waxed? Feels like scotch tape and makes my caterpillar eyebrows look so much better
Just when you didn't think it couldn't get worse you do that.

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But somebody asked

So here's that line, I just wish I knew how to convert camera pics to interlaced gif, so it would be like the old modem days of anticipation
Should I go to the library of medical photos and post a few. They will be kinda related.

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