[zofinger]

Finish the season behind closed doors. Free to air games so to reach as many people as possible and designate the players/staff as key workers(!); test them every two days so they can play knowing they don't have the virus.

[JR1664]

It hasn't started well in Germany

Ralf Minge (now theres a name) comments on the health autority sticking Dynamo Dresden back into a 14 day quarantine

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1259180641226297346

[ZedsRedBaby]

Originally Posted by JustChris

Same the world over. Minge stops everything.

Sorry Chris but I find that really offensive. Could you refrain from gynaecological smut please.

[JR1664]

Can I like a deleted post ?

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by JR1664

Can I like a deleted post ?

Minge gate

[JustChris]

Originally Posted by ZedsRedBaby

Sorry Chris but I find that really offensive. Could you refrain from gynaecological smut please.

: ok whatever.

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by JustChris

: ok whatever.

Who deleted it? A mod?

FFS:

[JustChris]

Originally Posted by Broncho

Who deleted it? A mod?

FFS:

lol no it was me. I knew it had been quoted but yeah, this place is getting a bit odd now.

[JustChris]

Another sporting event cancelled. Pretty sure I've been watching this one online already for some time:-

"Dorset, in south-western England, is to hold its annual knob-eating competition online for the first time.

The raucous event - in which contestants aim to eat more of the county's traditional biscuits than their rivals - usually draws huge crowds.

But this year, 100 competitive eaters will instead live-stream their knob-eating attempts.

Its sister event, the Dorset knob-throwing festival, has been postponed until 2021."

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by JustChris

Another sporting event cancelled. Pretty sure I've been watching this one online already for some time:-

"Dorset, in south-western England, is to hold its annual knob-eating competition online for the first time.

The raucous event - in which contestants aim to eat more of the county's traditional biscuits than their rivals - usually draws huge crowds.

But this year, 100 competitive eaters will instead live-stream their knob-eating attempts.

Its sister event, the Dorset knob-throwing festival, has been postponed until 2021."

Enough of the urological smut Chris.

[JustChris]

Originally Posted by Broncho

Enough of the urological smut Chris.

It's BBC Broncho ....

[JustChris]

Well that's the end of the Premier League....


Coronavirus: Third Brighton player tests positive https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52605961

[ZedsRedBaby]

Originally Posted by JustChris

lol no it was me. I knew it had been quoted but yeah, this place is getting a bit odd now.

Oh come on Chris, did you really think I'd find a minge joke offensive? Just a little riposte after you accused me of trivialising ball cancer.

Shame about the knob-eating though.

[JustChris]

Originally Posted by ZedsRedBaby

Oh come on Chris, did you really think I'd find a minge joke offensive? Just a little riposte after you accused me of trivialising ball cancer.

Shame about the knob-eating though.

No. Where did I say that? It's all good.

[ZedsRedBaby]

Originally Posted by JustChris

No. Where did I say that? It's all good.

Yes, all good. I have large cajones and as far as I know they're lump-free.

[Bibbles]

Originally Posted by JustChris

Another sporting event cancelled. Pretty sure I've been watching this one online already for some time:-

"Dorset, in south-western England, is to hold its annual knob-eating competition online for the first time.

The raucous event - in which contestants aim to eat more of the county's traditional biscuits than their rivals - usually draws huge crowds.

But this year, 100 competitive eaters will instead live-stream their knob-eating attempts.

Its sister event, the Dorset knob-throwing festival, has been postponed until 2021."

Not the first time you'll have watched knob gobbling online during lockdown surely?

[JustChris]

Originally Posted by Bibbles

Not the first time you'll have watched knob gobbling online during lockdown surely?

Indeed. Prophet @teaston helped with some free to air Sport.

[JustChris]

Crowd booster

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52702075

[TouringPleb]

Originally Posted by JustChris

Crowd booster

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-52702075

Oh dear

[ZedsRedBaby]

Originally Posted by TouringPleb

Oh dear

Crumbs. Check out the one in the white shirt

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by ZedsRedBaby

Crumbs. Check out the one in the white shirt

Nice rack, do you reckon they're real?

[ZedsRedBaby]

Originally Posted by Broncho

Nice rack, do you reckon they're real?

Now that would be weird. I'd like to meet the sitter though