Dyson vs Tesla

MonVR6 · 09-29-2017, 03:07 AM

The Dyson car will also suck all the dog and cat hair off the hairy pets as they waft past . . .

MonVR6 · 09-29-2017, 03:09 AM

The Dyson car will also suck all the hair off of our domestic pets as it drives past!!

stu14t · 09-29-2017, 03:39 AM

Soul_Glo · 09-29-2017, 04:13 AM

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creepy coupe · 10-02-2017, 03:14 AM

They might actually make something affordable and interesting. Which is something no other electric car has been to date.

Soul_Glo · 10-02-2017, 03:18 AM

Electric cars are paving the way for the 300mph club. Would be interesting to see what Dyson can do.

HighlandPete · 10-02-2017, 05:09 AM

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Electric cars are paving the way for the 300mph club. Would be interesting to see what Dyson can do.

Don't you mean 30mph?

Soul_Glo · 10-02-2017, 05:10 AM

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Originally Posted by HighlandPete

Quote:

Originally Posted by 37psi

Electric cars are paving the way for the 300mph club. Would be interesting to see what Dyson can do.

Don't you mean 30mph?

Soul_Glo · 05-13-2019, 11:04 PM

The plan:

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a2...ehicle-patent/

JustChris · 05-14-2019, 01:26 AM

Yes I saw this at the weekend and it was planned to be very long and low with a massive wheelbase. Better have rear wheel steering or it will suck at manoeuvres.

SuperHamz · 05-14-2019, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by teaston

I bet it will hoover up the competition!

Only problem with this pun is that Hoover are a completely separate company to both Dyson and Tesla.

ian332isport · 05-14-2019, 02:37 AM

I like how they put a BMW roundel on the front of it

Wills2 · 05-14-2019, 03:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperHamz

Only problem with this pun is that Hoover are a completely separate company to both Dyson and Tesla.

They are but Hoover is also a generic term for a vacuum cleaner, no one says I need to dyson the carpets today...

Goneinsixtyseconds · 05-14-2019, 06:59 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperHamz

Only problem with this pun is that Hoover are a completely separate company to both Dyson and Tesla.

Wow, that's amazing. Let's hope the one person in the country that doesn't know Hoover is a brand is reading this thread

1966-TR4 · 05-14-2019, 07:16 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperHamz

Only problem with this pun is that Hoover are a completely separate company to both Dyson and Tesla.

I think you need to google "hoover", using your search engine of choice. Then write the definition on a post it with a biro, and sellotape it to your monitor.

SuperHamz · 05-14-2019, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds

Wow, that's amazing. Let's hope the one person in the country that doesn't know Hoover is a brand is reading this thread

You'd be surprised how many people are totes unawares

teaston · 05-14-2019, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperHamz

Quote:

Originally Posted by teaston

I bet it will hoover up the competition!

Only problem with this pun is that Hoover are a completely separate company to both Dyson and Tesla.

Thanks for the info.

Now go over to the main forum and try telling the yanks that Gasoline is just a brand name, and not a type of fuel!

Wills2 · 05-14-2019, 07:50 AM

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Originally Posted by 1966-TR4

I think you need to google "hoover", using your search engine of choice. Then write the definition on a post it with a biro, and sellotape it to your monitor.

Indeed your brand becoming a verb is the holy grail of marketing.

I was once in a meeting at Microsoft's offices in Reading where I asked if they could google it on bing.

JustChris · 05-14-2019, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperHamz

Quote:

Originally Posted by teaston

I bet it will hoover up the competition!

Only problem with this pun is that Hoover are a completely separate company to both Dyson and Tesla.

Other news hot off the press...

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