A poem by me

guardianangel3290 · 09-29-2009, 10:26 PM

I have to write 5 poems for my creative writing class and here's one of em.
(not gonna lie, i make myself laugh lol)

Roses are red

Roses are red,
Violets are red too

Wait, I messed up.
That can’t be true.
Ok, let’s break this down.
We’ll start anew.
Roses are definitely red
I know this for sure
and violets are… red?
Shit, I did it again.

ROSES ARE… RED

So far nothing ascue

VIOLETS ARE…

Think, man, flex your IQ…

VIOLETS ARE…

EUREKA! At last, a break through!

Violets are… RED!
…

fuck it, I quit.

MCMLXXXIX · 09-29-2009, 10:29 PM

haha nice

oneintheory · 09-29-2009, 10:45 PM

if you're gonna turn this in, you might as well know that it's "askew"...

guardianangel3290 · 09-29-2009, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by oneintheory

if you're gonna turn this in, you might as well know that it's "askew"...

haha thanks

ejazbmw · 09-29-2009, 11:01 PM

lol thats pretty good actually

radix · 09-29-2009, 11:09 PM

My version...

Roses are red

Roses are red,
Violets are too

Hold on a minute.
Be right back, have to poo.
Ok, I'm back,
now let’s break this down.
Roses are red
and doo doo is brown.
Roses are red
I'm sure about that
and violets are… brown?
Damn Oprah is fat.
Shit, I did it again.

ROSES ARE… RED

So far nothing's askew

VIOLETS ARE…

Crap, hold on again, forgot to wipe after poo…

VIOLETS ARE…

OK, all's well, the dark star is clean!

Violets are… CRAP!
…

OK, who forgot to replace the roll of toilet paper?

MCMLXXXIX · 09-29-2009, 11:11 PM

you get a G-

radix · 09-29-2009, 11:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MCMLXXXIX

you get a G-

damn

I like the original. I just thought it needed more poo.

MontegoGoGoGo · 09-29-2009, 11:48 PM

lol, that is good! Here's my version.

roses are red,
violets are too.

no, wait a minute,
violets are blue.
But violet is violet,
violet's not blue,
i'm about to get violent
on this poem for you.

so wait, try again, last time will do....

roses are red,
violets are violet.

dammit, they're blue,
I just recognized it.
these violets are spiteful,
and laughing at you.
This floral fiasco is making me postal,
oh wait what's that sound?
the garbage disposal.

MontegoGoGoGo · 09-29-2009, 11:53 PM

P.S. - I am drunk!

guardianangel3290 · 09-30-2009, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontegoGoGoGo

P.S. - I am drunk!

lol that^ should be part of your version lol

Scorpion · 09-30-2009, 07:57 AM

Good stuff lol.

pmeloche · 09-30-2009, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guardianangel3290

haha thanks

And "break through" is actually "breakthrough". You should spend less time on the web and more time reading books.

guardianangel3290 · 09-30-2009, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pmeloche

And "break through" is actually "breakthrough". You should spend less time on the web and more time reading books.

haha thanks

MJC///M3 · 09-30-2009, 01:49 PM

rose are red...
violets are blue...
i smell a fart...
and i think its you.

/thread

darkphantom · 09-30-2009, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MJC///M3

rose are red...
violets are blue...
i smell a fart...
and i think its you.

/thread

beans, beans
they're good for your heart

the more you eat
the more you-

is that right, is that the part?
the part that I say, the more you fart?

maybe it's not me, and i'm just not smart
but i guess beans can make a man fart

this poem is lame, and OP's a retard!

jk!

MJC///M3 · 09-30-2009, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkphantom

beans, beans
they're good for your heart

the more you eat
the more you-

is that right, is that the part?
the part that I say, the more you fart?

maybe it's not me, and i'm just not smart
but i guess beans can make a man fart

this poem is lame, and OP's a retard!

jk!

well listen when I talk, my name is Mike C,
I'm a product of the Bronx, and I drive an M3.

Roses be red and violets are blue,
Grey goose and tonic, for my lady, one malibu.

A rolex on the right, switching lanes with the left.
I charge black on amex, signed with respect.

A cash money king, a tower of power,
the fees are fifty percent, paid in cash every hour.

Now them cats might ask was your success simply meant,
its the spirit inside brother, you must never relent.

Still somewhat confused, and ask can this be???
I'll write you a book and sign it:
Best Wishes, Mike C

not really a poem....but i figured i'd bust a rhyme or 2...hahahhaha

darkphantom · 09-30-2009, 11:58 PM

^

lol decided to use a new one, while it is controversial, still a funny facepalm...

MJC///M3 · 10-01-2009, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by darkphantom

^

lol decided to use a new one, while it is controversial, still a funny facepalm...

hahahahha.

guardianangel3290 · 10-01-2009, 01:13 AM

Time begins with apprehension
The liquor section of Albertsons
A golden bottle on a rack of many
The liquor section of Albertsons
Do I really want another night with the Captain
The liquor section of Albertsons
I regret my decision
The liquor section of Albertsons
My fate is sealed.
The liquor section of Albertsons
Time has passed. The hour come.
FML
The liquor section of Albertsons
Taht wansr ser baad! Wooohio! Partray!!1
Teh liqour sevction at a albeertsons.

Koroush · 10-01-2009, 07:51 PM

Here Is one I just made..

Give me head.... or I'll make you dead. Bitch.

Hehe just kidding.

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guardianangel3290 Free at last 287 Rep 986 Posts Drives: 2006 Audi S-line Quattro Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico iTrader: (0)	A poem by me I have to write 5 poems for my creative writing class and here's one of em. (not gonna lie, i make myself laugh lol) Roses are red Roses are red, Violets are red too Wait, I messed up. That can’t be true. Ok, let’s break this down. We’ll start anew. Roses are definitely red I know this for sure and violets are… red? Shit, I did it again. ROSES ARE… RED So far nothing ascue VIOLETS ARE… Think, man, flex your IQ… VIOLETS ARE… EUREKA! At last, a break through! Violets are… RED! … fuck it, I quit. __________________ If the possibility exists that you may have "failed" in either a normal or "epic" fashion, please follow this link.
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radix you know he kills little girls like you 388 Rep 892 Posts Drives: - Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: - iTrader: (0)	My version... Roses are red Roses are red, Violets are too Hold on a minute. Be right back, have to poo. Ok, I'm back, now let’s break this down. Roses are red and doo doo is brown. Roses are red I'm sure about that and violets are… brown? Damn Oprah is fat. Shit, I did it again. ROSES ARE… RED So far nothing's askew VIOLETS ARE… Crap, hold on again, forgot to wipe after poo… VIOLETS ARE… OK, all's well, the dark star is clean! Violets are… CRAP! … OK, who forgot to replace the roll of toilet paper?
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MCMLXXXIX wat 235 Rep 3,406 Posts Drives: a gr3at whit3 5hark Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Oct 2008 iTrader: (0)	you get a G-
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MontegoGoGoGo I'm kind of a bitch 375 Rep 895 Posts Drives: Montego/Cream E93 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: St. Louis & St. Petersburg iTrader: (0) Garage List 2007 E93 [0.00]	lol, that is good! Here's my version. roses are red, violets are too. no, wait a minute, violets are blue. But violet is violet, violet's not blue, i'm about to get violent on this poem for you. so wait, try again, last time will do.... roses are red, violets are violet. dammit, they're blue, I just recognized it. these violets are spiteful, and laughing at you. This floral fiasco is making me postal, oh wait what's that sound? the garbage disposal.
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Scorpion Major 162 Rep 1,210 Posts Drives: Nothing Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Nowhere iTrader: (0)	Good stuff lol.
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MJC///M3 Colonel 87 Rep 2,324 Posts Drives: 09 SSII E92 M3 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bronx, NYC iTrader: (0)	rose are red... violets are blue... i smell a fart... and i think its you. /thread __________________ "You will get there, but it is up to you and you alone. It is what you are willing to do, and how you are willing to get there. You must be relentless, you must be tireless, you must pursue at all costs, so that you are ready, when the time is right." -Dad
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darkphantom Banned 595 Rep 5,946 Posts Drives: E93 335i Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The place for Bimmers iTrader: (4)	^ lol decided to use a new one, while it is controversial, still a funny facepalm...
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guardianangel3290 Free at last 287 Rep 986 Posts Drives: 2006 Audi S-line Quattro Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Albuquerque, New Mexico iTrader: (0)	The Liquor Section of Albertsons Time begins with apprehension The liquor section of Albertsons A golden bottle on a rack of many The liquor section of Albertsons Do I really want another night with the Captain The liquor section of Albertsons I regret my decision The liquor section of Albertsons My fate is sealed. The liquor section of Albertsons Time has passed. The hour come. FML The liquor section of Albertsons Taht wansr ser baad! Wooohio! Partray!!1 Teh liqour sevction at a albeertsons. __________________ If the possibility exists that you may have "failed" in either a normal or "epic" fashion, please follow this link.
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Koroush Lieutenant 58 Rep 401 Posts Drives: nothing Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Maryland iTrader: (0)	Here Is one I just made.. Give me head.... or I'll make you dead. Bitch. Hehe just kidding. __________________
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