Ideal Bachelor Party?

Comet · 10-19-2009, 08:39 AM

so a friend of mine was organizing a bachelor party for this guy.

The groom wanted to do something at home, but didn't specify what. (no clubs or loud ass restaurants)

My friend, being awesome and all, decided to book 4 strippers to come to the house and do their thang.
the 4 strippers will cost 1,000$ split over 10 guys (excluding groom obviously) but the groom's friends are too cheap to go for it.

so the question remains: what would you like as a bachelor.. if not the strippers (who might even bang for more) then what?
PS: price is cheap cuz of hookups.

Zirenz2006 · 10-19-2009, 09:23 AM

Pizza and a movie, followed by ice cream sundaes and bible chat

ACZakka325i · 10-19-2009, 09:34 AM

Sounds like the groom needs new friends?

$100/head is a lot?! When we took my buddy to vegas for his back party, we were making it rain on him. And we aren't even of large means. Just kids trying to have fun.

jaiman · 10-19-2009, 09:42 AM

I wouldn't bang a stripper if she paid me!

Ideal bachelor party involves great food, top shelf booze, long time friends and maybe a poker game. And some cigars wouldn't hurt.

gonzo · 10-19-2009, 10:02 AM

I hope it works out for them.

chinoxs203 · 10-19-2009, 10:10 AM

hope his husband will be happy with him..

ejazbmw · 10-19-2009, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by jaiman

I wouldn't bang a stripper if she paid me!

Ideal bachelor party involves great food, top shelf booze, long time friends and maybe a poker game. And some cigars wouldn't hurt.

who said anything about having sex with them lol

jaiman · 10-19-2009, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by ejazbmw

who said anything about having sex with them lol

Uhhh, the OP:

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Originally Posted by Comet

if not the strippers (who might even bang for more) then what?

Sal@AUTOcouture · 10-19-2009, 01:53 PM

for the guys that pay: have fun w/ the strippers. and for the cheap asses....rent them a bitch flick they can watch in the next room

RambleJ · 10-19-2009, 02:10 PM

Wow! Those are some cheap ass friends...

MJC///M3 · 10-19-2009, 05:40 PM

ideal bachelor party...

hmmmm....

and...

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Turbo>NA · 10-19-2009, 09:56 PM

Air flight to Miami and everything else is history

Sal@AUTOcouture · 10-19-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Turbo>NA

Air flight to Miami and everything else is history

lol his friends are bitchin about $100...

yomama69 · 10-19-2009, 10:30 PM

I planned mine myself so I got what I wanted. Besides, my friends are lazy. Took 5 friends and the 2 dads to a Tigers @ White Sox game (go Tigers), then out to dinner and to VIPs. The chicks at VIPs were some of the hottest strippers I had ever seen. Every single one of them had fake tits. For me, baseball, beer, and bitches...best bachelor party combo EVER.

Sal@AUTOcouture · 10-19-2009, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

I planned mine myself so I got what I wanted. Besides, my friends are lazy. Took 5 friends and the 2 dads to a Tigers @ White Sox game (go Tigers), then out to dinner and to VIPs. The chicks at VIPs were some of the hottest strippers I had ever seen. Every single one of them had fake tits. For me, baseball, beer, and bitches...best bachelor party combo EVER.

Sounds like a BLAST.

ACZakka325i · 10-19-2009, 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yomama69

I planned mine myself so I got what I wanted. Besides, my friends are lazy. Took 5 friends and the 2 dads to a Tigers @ White Sox game (go Tigers), then out to dinner and to VIPs. The chicks at VIPs were some of the hottest strippers I had ever seen. Every single one of them had fake tits. For me, baseball, beer, and bitches...best bachelor party combo EVER.

Yea, that sounds legit. I would def have to have some kind of event (sports game with VIP seats) a great meal at a hot restuarant, and then def some hot bitches mixed in there somewhere.

yomama69 · 10-19-2009, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ACZakka325i

Yea, that sounds legit. I would def have to have some kind of event (sports game with VIP seats) a great meal at a hot restuarant, and then def some hot bitches mixed in there somewhere.

The only thing that sucked was that all the chicks wore pasties and boy shorts, not even thongs.

ACZakka325i · 10-19-2009, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by yomama69

The only thing that sucked was that all the chicks wore pasties and boy shorts, not even thongs.

That my friend, is not a strip club.

DawThomas · 10-20-2009, 09:56 AM

It's always fun to give him tasks that he has to fulfill. We did that once with a friend of mine and it was a blast.

ktdw · 10-20-2009, 10:35 AM

How many strippers do you need for 10 guys? I would think 2 would be fine...cut the cost in half and still get the lesbo show

MisterSkiMask · 10-20-2009, 10:56 AM

The best bachelor party is one that you don't return from.

prophetx2 · 10-20-2009, 11:32 AM

his friends are cheap. If they don't want to do $100 each, seriously...wtf are you guys going to do?

Even going to a decent dinner will eat up 1/3 of that on the LOW end...

The 3 bachelor parties I've been part of, the best man (who's his brother and doctor) forked out an easy 3g's that night while most of us forked out an easy 200 (limo/renting out an entire go kart place, strip clubs,etc), the second one we each forked out an easy 200-300 (mma, bars, no strippers but we all hooked up at a buncha bars), and the last one we all forked out an easy $800 since we did it in vegas (most epic one of all because all it involved was drinking, gambling, and strip clubs).

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