You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This...

SoYank · 02-14-2007, 03:44 PM

We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.

Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat tail downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"

The cab driver hit a parked car...

teknochild · 02-14-2007, 03:51 PM

hahaha

that had me going good

KL2DC · 02-14-2007, 04:20 PM

OMG that's hilarious

txusa03 · 02-15-2007, 10:19 AM

very creative minds...

jonerik26 · 02-15-2007, 10:27 AM

whoa, didn't see that coming....i thought the cat was going to eat the bird

vivekk · 02-15-2007, 01:57 PM

Viv

InfamousM3 · 02-15-2007, 02:06 PM

LOL LMAO

monsta · 02-25-2007, 09:31 AM

I can just imagine the cabby's face reminds me of Taxi Cab Confessions on HBO

02-14-2007, 03:44 PM	#1
SoYank Major General 571 Rep 7,519 Posts Drives: 2009 E90 335i MT Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Vinton, Virginia iTrader: (1) Garage List 2009 BMW E90 335i S ... [9.00]	You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This... We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat tail downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" The cab driver hit a parked car... __________________ **2009 E90 335i Montego Blue · Black Leather · Burl Walnut · 6MT · US Spec** SatNav • ZPP • ZCW • 6FL • TPMS • iDrive • PDC • HWS • Xenons • BMW Assist • Power Rear Sunshade • Logic 7 European Taillights • Rear Foglamp • OEM Alarm • PicoTray • DataToys XM-DVR • Multi-view Processor Quaife ATB LSD • Short Shift Knob • Hartge Anti-Roll Bars • AP Racing Front Brakes • 19" Style 269
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02-14-2007, 03:51 PM	#2
teknochild Your resident 4um troll 127 Rep 2,020 Posts Drives: 335 coupe Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: fl iTrader: (0)	hahaha that had me going good __________________ RAWRrrrr
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02-14-2007, 04:20 PM	#3
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02-15-2007, 10:19 AM	#4
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02-15-2007, 10:27 AM	#5
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02-15-2007, 01:57 PM	#6
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02-15-2007, 02:06 PM	#7
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02-25-2007, 09:31 AM	#8
monsta Brigadier General 218 Rep 3,592 Posts Drives: E92 M3 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Bergen County, NJ/Y.O, NY iTrader: (2)	I can just imagine the cabby's face reminds me of Taxi Cab Confessions on HBO
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