You wouldn't kick it out of bed...but would you kick it out of your car?

v1k0d3n · 08-26-2011, 05:14 PM

So if you're on a date...(the girl is fine), but she's wearing jeans with some big, snaggletooth-butt-button jeans...do you tell her that she can't get in the car?

What are your experiences with leather seats and trendy big-button jeans? Do they scratch/ruin the leather? I'm worried about this. My girl looks a lot like the one pictured...and has some jeans like this too. What do you do to avoid scratches on your seats?

Papethova · 08-26-2011, 05:15 PM

I take her car (almost every girl I know wears these jeans)

Fundahl · 08-26-2011, 05:15 PM

Tell her to cut the buttons or wear different jeans.

Or maybe you can figure out a way for her to sit on your lap.....

Maybe she takes her pants off while riding in the car?

bluephobic(1) · 08-26-2011, 05:19 PM

buy her new jeans, you look thoughtfull, and you get what you want in the end, happy girl, scratch free seats

HBspeed · 08-26-2011, 05:26 PM

Tell her she has 3 options:

1. She can sit on a towel

2. Change

3. Take her car

This is also one of the best reasons to go with speed cloth!

mikewills · 08-26-2011, 05:30 PM

Get in the trunk, bitch!

wabbit · 08-26-2011, 05:35 PM

naaah this kind of buttons are harmless, i wear true religion, rocknrepublic jeans in my 1series with red seats and nothing happen

be cool or she may think u are nuts heh

#2 option: trunk!!!

v1k0d3n · 08-26-2011, 05:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wabbit

be cool or she may think u are nuts heh

I agree actually. Ya gotta play it smooth. I used to have a beater car a little while back. Wish I still had it (and may get one again). It was a blue Honda Civic EG DX. My buddies and I called it the "bitch" filter...and it worked without fail too. That car had a knack for only picking the keepers on only a few dates. I even added some spinner hub caps (which I got from my buddies for my birthday) and that kicked the "bitch filter" in full gear.

1SerieStud · 08-26-2011, 07:07 PM

Interesting...my ex used to wear this kind of jeans all the time (and much worse, sometimes full of little stones and shiny sequence shit), but I never made a point out of it because I thought I was being paranoid. Quite frankly, I used to worry about the leather, so I used to tell her to simply sit instead of slide all over the seat, and nothing ever happen to the leather. What did happen though, one day while exiting my previous car, the big rear pocket button got caught on the edge of the door jamb and nicked it. So I had to buy touchup paint and touch it up...it was minimal and hardly noticeable, but I bothered me so I had to fix it - glad no incidents ever occurred with my 135i while we dated

david.orr · 08-26-2011, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fundahl

Tell her to cut the buttons or wear different jeans.

Or maybe you can figure out a way for her to sit on your lap.....

Maybe she takes her pants off while riding in the car?

mine leaves body lotion, suntan lotion and other stuff from her thighs and calfs on the leather which as you all know, is pita to restore. shits me all the time.

ps and the visor, door panel, arm rest .....

MonteCarloM3 · 08-26-2011, 07:34 PM

ur joking right? an ass like that can sit in my car any day as long as i'm getting some.
what, you're gonna kick the girl out and bang your car at night? get real.

Dan Parker · 08-26-2011, 07:46 PM

Hit it and don't quit it.

///1M · 08-26-2011, 08:15 PM

worst case = you can always buy a new seat if you're that anal.

James T. Kirk · 08-26-2011, 08:30 PM

Yeah. Live and let live. If it tears, it tears and you fix it. Cost of doing business. Kicking girls out of cars because you love the car more is kind of... well, you know.

desertfox73 · 08-26-2011, 08:34 PM

ummm...there's no way you tell her not to sit in your car. buy sheepskin seat covers, or invest in leather cleaner. do not - i repeat - do NOT let her think for one minute that you value the seats more than her ass. if you do, you won't even need a passenger seat. it'll be empty.

ha!

HALOTHANE · 08-26-2011, 09:56 PM

Easy. She must take off her jeans. No need to change. Just take off the jeans. That's what the trunk is for.

JB135MDCT · 08-26-2011, 10:09 PM

By her some seat friendly skirts and score some bonus action. It's called 2fer1er.

Totti · 08-26-2011, 10:09 PM

Top thread reminds me of the one on M3Post a little while back.

If she keeps sliding around and it bothers you just ask her if she has worms, or crabs. Guarantee she won't move an inch after that.

BUT, if the bitch slams the door then thats 2 strikes and your outta here.

abisson · 08-26-2011, 11:02 PM

I hope you're a joking right? They are seats of an 1M. Not the 8th wonder of the world. Jesus man.

LeifW · 08-26-2011, 11:17 PM

Get some nice seat covers.

Leif W.

ChrisBuer · 08-27-2011, 02:31 AM

Get nekkid

Artemis · 08-27-2011, 05:44 AM

If it really bothers you, save the girl and your seats for less than $100 by getting BMW seat covers (E82 135i compatible).
It's part # 82110413115 according to this thread (but do check for sure):
http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=509214
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"BMW Cotton Poly Seat Vest
The BMW Cotton Poly Seat Vest offers seat protection with style. It's easy to install and is designed to protect the seats without interfering with the passenger occupancy mat or the side bolster air bag panels. Available in black and tan."
http://www.shopbmwusa.com/ProductDet...ProductId=1031
Maybe some seat covers sporting the M logo exist ?

...alternatively, get the BMW Dog Safety Harness for your puppy

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"BMW Dog Safety Harness
You can rest comfortably knowing that your dog is safely secured in the back seat of your BMW. Constructed of tear-and-impact-resistant polyester fabric and available in three sizes for a comfortable fit. This harness attaches easily to a leash for convenient walking during long trips, and includes its own storage bag."
http://www.shopbmwusa.com/ProductDet...&ProductId=193

08-26-2011, 05:14 PM	#1
v1k0d3n Captain 92 Rep 965 Posts Drives: M2C /// (and x3 for the wife) Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Charlotte, NC iTrader: (0)	You wouldn't kick it out of bed...but would you kick it out of your car? So if you're on a date...(the girl is fine), but she's wearing jeans with some big, snaggletooth-butt-button jeans...do you tell her that she can't get in the car? What are your experiences with leather seats and trendy big-button jeans? Do they scratch/ruin the leather? I'm worried about this. My girl looks a lot like the one pictured...and has some jeans like this too. What do you do to avoid scratches on your seats?
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Fundahl Captain 8 Rep 704 Posts Drives: VO 1M, 300zx TT Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Corpus Christi, Texas iTrader: (0)	Tell her to cut the buttons or wear different jeans. Or maybe you can figure out a way for her to sit on your lap..... Maybe she takes her pants off while riding in the car?
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Papethova Banned 227 Rep 3,094 Posts Drives: '08 135/ '11 1M Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: at Death Valley 127 iTrader: (1)	I take her car (almost every girl I know wears these jeans)
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wabbit wabbit! 41 Rep 225 Posts Drives: ///1M Join Date: May 2009 Location: Mexico iTrader: (1)	naaah this kind of buttons are harmless, i wear true religion, rocknrepublic jeans in my 1series with red seats and nothing happen be cool or she may think u are nuts heh #2 option: trunk!!!
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1SerieStud Brigadier General 184 Rep 3,939 Posts Drives: '11 VO 1M (498 of 740) Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Jacksonville, FL iTrader: (11)	Interesting...my ex used to wear this kind of jeans all the time (and much worse, sometimes full of little stones and shiny sequence shit), but I never made a point out of it because I thought I was being paranoid. Quite frankly, I used to worry about the leather, so I used to tell her to simply sit instead of slide all over the seat, and nothing ever happen to the leather. What did happen though, one day while exiting my previous car, the big rear pocket button got caught on the edge of the door jamb and nicked it. So I had to buy touchup paint and touch it up...it was minimal and hardly noticeable, but I bothered me so I had to fix it - glad no incidents ever occurred with my 135i while we dated
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MonteCarloM3 Banned 52 Rep 576 Posts Drives: a shitty M3 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Uranus iTrader: (0)	ur joking right? an ass like that can sit in my car any day as long as i'm getting some. what, you're gonna kick the girl out and bang your car at night? get real.
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Dan Parker Major 79 Rep 1,421 Posts Drives: 2012 Golf R Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Georgia iTrader: (0)	Hit it and don't quit it. __________________ Dan Parker
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///1M Captain 25 Rep 612 Posts Drives: On a good day, AW 1M coupe Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: between Indiana and the alley iTrader: (0)	worst case = you can always buy a new seat if you're that anal.
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James T. Kirk Captain of the Enterprise 101 Rep 1,424 Posts Drives: 2011 1 Series M Coupe Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Alpha Quadrant, Sector 001 iTrader: (0)	Yeah. Live and let live. If it tears, it tears and you fix it. Cost of doing business. Kicking girls out of cars because you love the car more is kind of... well, you know. __________________ 2011 1 Series M Coupe VO M3 vs 1M Comparo Review 2011 M3 E90 DCT ZCP (sold) * 2010 335i Sedan (sold) 2005 M3 Convertible (sold) * 2003 325i Sedan (sold)
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desertfox73 Banned 676 Rep 1,020 Posts Drives: 2018 F83 / 2018 F85 Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Nashville, Tennessee iTrader: (0)	ummm...there's no way you tell her not to sit in your car. buy sheepskin seat covers, or invest in leather cleaner. do not - i repeat - do NOT let her think for one minute that you value the seats more than her ass. if you do, you won't even need a passenger seat. it'll be empty. ha!
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HALOTHANE First Lieutenant 36 Rep 391 Posts Drives: INTERLAGOS ZCP Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Anywhere fast iTrader: (0) Garage List 1990 BMW L6 (retired) [0.00] 2010 BMW 135i M-Spo ... [0.00] 2011 BMW 1M (adopted) [0.00] 1990 MERCEDES 190E ... [0.00] 2012 BMW M3 [1.00]	Easy. She must take off her jeans. No need to change. Just take off the jeans. That's what the trunk is for.
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JB135MDCT I'm just a cook 24 Rep 971 Posts Drives: 2011 135i DCT Join Date: May 2010 Location: MD iTrader: (0)	By her some seat friendly skirts and score some bonus action. It's called 2fer1er.
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abisson Canada FTW. 184 Rep 519 Posts Drives: 2016 VW R - Stg 2 Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Maple Syrup Country iTrader: (0)	I hope you're a joking right? They are seats of an 1M. Not the 8th wonder of the world. Jesus man.
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ChrisBuer Captain 69 Rep 632 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Get nekkid
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08-27-2011, 05:44 AM	#22
Artemis Moderator 29655 Rep 13,138 Posts Drives: BMW M2 Competition Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Belgium iTrader: (0)	If it really bothers you, save the girl and your seats for less than $100 by getting BMW seat covers (E82 135i compatible). It's part # 82110413115 according to this thread (but do check for sure): http://www.1addicts.com/forums/showthread.php?t=509214 "BMW Cotton Poly Seat Vest The BMW Cotton Poly Seat Vest offers seat protection with style. It's easy to install and is designed to protect the seats without interfering with the passenger occupancy mat or the side bolster air bag panels. Available in black and tan." http://www.shopbmwusa.com/ProductDet...ProductId=1031 Maybe some seat covers sporting the M logo exist ? ...alternatively, get the BMW Dog Safety Harness for your puppy "BMW Dog Safety Harness You can rest comfortably knowing that your dog is safely secured in the back seat of your BMW. Constructed of tear-and-impact-resistant polyester fabric and available in three sizes for a comfortable fit. This harness attaches easily to a leash for convenient walking during long trips, and includes its own storage bag." http://www.shopbmwusa.com/ProductDet...&ProductId=193
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